If you should happen to be driving down a suburban street, and if you should happen to see a bandit sign like this, please stop and read it. And then, if you should feel so inclined, ring the doorbell.

There will likely be a little boy waiting inside with a glue stick wrapped in bubble wrap and tape. He will have been running outside periodically to call "glue stick! glue stick!" but so far his marketing efforts have been in vain.

Oh, and caveat emptor. I know the sign says it's a prize, but he changed his mind shortly afterwards. The glue stick will now cost you $5.